"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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They Didn't Burn Witches They Burned Women Sticker

They Didn't Burn Witches They Burned Women Sticker

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They Said All Lives Matter & Then Voted Like They Didn't T-shirt

They Said All Lives Matter & Then Voted Like They Didn't T-shirt

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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem Sticker

They Say Immigrants Are the Problem Sticker

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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem T-Shirt

They Say Immigrants Are the Problem T-Shirt

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They Turned the Frigging Frogs Gay Sticker

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They Want 1939 Germany Let's Give Them 1789 France Sticker

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Things Are So Fucked Up Even The Introverts Are Here T-Shirt

Things Are So Fucked Up Even The Introverts Are Here T-Shirt

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Things I'm Currently Out of Sticker

Things I'm Currently Out of Sticker

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This Book Ruined My Life Sticker

This Book Ruined My Life Sticker

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This is Anything But Normal Sticker

This is Anything But Normal Sticker

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This is Anything But Normal T-Shirt

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This is My Emotional Support Knife Sticker

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This Little Light of Mine T-Shirt

This Little Light of Mine T-Shirt

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This Way to the Haunted Library of Banned Books Sticker

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