"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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"Are You Okay?" No, But I'm Funny Sticker

"Are You Okay?" No, But I'm Funny Sticker

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"Fuck You. Make Me." John Oliver Sticker

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"Tell Me It's Not That Bastard Donald Trump!" Sookie St. James Gilmore Girls Sticker

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'Tis I, Your Fairy God Possum Sticker

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100% Love & Light But Don't Mess With Me 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

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100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Sticker

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1984 Quote Sticker

1984 Quote Sticker

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25:05 Let's Get in Good Trouble Cory Booker T-Shirt

25:05 Let's Get in Good Trouble Cory Booker T-Shirt

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25:05 Senator Cory Booker Sticker

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25:05 Senator Cory Booker Sticker

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86 47 (Eighty-six Forty-seven) Sticker

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8647 (Eighty-six Forty-seven) T-Shirt

8647 (Eighty-six Forty-seven) T-Shirt

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8647 Bear Sticker

8647 Bear Sticker

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8647 Bear T-Shirt

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8647 T-shirt (Sylvie Special)

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