"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

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“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Actually, I Love the Gays T-Shirt

Actually, I Love the Gays T-Shirt

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Actually, This is My First Rodeo Onesie

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Adulthood Is Straight Up the Worst Hood Sticker

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All Dogs Are Welcome Assholes Are Not Sticker

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All Food Must Go to the Lab For Testing Sticker

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All Guests Must Be Approved By the Cat Sticker

All Guests Must Be Approved By the Cat Sticker

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All I Want For Christmas is A New President T-Shirt

All I Want For Christmas is A New President T-Shirt

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All Men Are Cremated Equal Sticker

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Ally AF 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Ally AF Crossbody Tote

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ALLY AF Keychain

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Ally AF Magnet

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Always A Good Time To Read Sticker

Always A Good Time To Read Sticker

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Always Freakin' Anxious, Neurotic & Needy AF 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Always Freakin' Anxious, Neurotic & Needy AF 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Always Fucking Busy Dilly Dallying Sticker

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Always Quietly Observing & Judging Loudly Sticker

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