"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Always Sleepy Club Member Sticker

Always Sleepy Club Member Sticker

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America We In Danger Girl Magnet

America We In Danger Girl Magnet

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America We In Danger Girl Pinback Button

America We In Danger Girl Pinback Button

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America We In Danger, Girl Sticker

America We In Danger, Girl Sticker

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Anti Ethnic Cleansing Palestine Sticker

Anti Ethnic Cleansing Palestine Sticker

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Antidpressants Bottle of Kitties Sticker

Antidpressants Bottle of Kitties Sticker

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Antifa Barbie Shirt

Antifa Barbie Shirt

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Antifa Barbie Sticker

Antifa Barbie Sticker

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ANTIFA Inflatable T-Shirt

ANTIFA Inflatable T-Shirt

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Antifa Inflatables Sticker

Antifa Inflatables Sticker

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Antifa Inflatables T-shirt Size M (Sylvie Special)

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Antifa Inflatables T-shirt Size M (Sylvie Special)

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ANTIFA Raging Against the Regime Sticker

ANTIFA Raging Against the Regime Sticker

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ANTIFA Raging Against the Regime T-Shirt

ANTIFA Raging Against the Regime T-Shirt

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Antifa Wine Mom Sticker

Antifa Wine Mom Sticker

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Antifa Wine Mom T-Shirt

Antifa Wine Mom T-Shirt

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Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (Rosie the Riveter Version)

Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (Rosie the Riveter Version)

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