"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Choose the Bear T-Shirt

I Choose the Bear T-Shirt

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Dear Republican Tradwife T-Shirt

Dear Republican Tradwife T-Shirt

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Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Pride Edition)

Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Pride Edition)

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Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Magical Edition)

Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Magical Edition)

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Conversation Heart Be Good Abolish ICE T-Shirt

Conversation Heart Be Good Abolish ICE T-Shirt

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Sugar & Spice & Abolish Ice Cherries T-Shirt

Sugar & Spice & Abolish Ice Cherries T-Shirt

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Antifa Wine Mom T-Shirt

Antifa Wine Mom T-Shirt

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Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Me for the Fascists in My Neighborhood T-Shirt

Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Me for the Fascists in My Neighborhood T-Shirt

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Men Are Afraid Atwood Quote T-Shirt

Men Are Afraid Atwood Quote T-Shirt

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I Won't Be Remembered as A Woman Who Kept Her Mouth Shut T-Shirt

I Won't Be Remembered as A Woman Who Kept Her Mouth Shut T-Shirt

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Sugar Spice Abolish ICE T-Shirt

Sugar Spice Abolish ICE T-Shirt

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Orwell 1984 T-Shirt

Orwell 1984 T-Shirt

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Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Fancy Version)

Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Fancy Version)

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Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Girly Version)

Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Girly Version)

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Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Starry Version)

Radical Left Scum T-Shirt (Starry Version)

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Let It Snow but Fuck ICE T-Shirt

Let It Snow but Fuck ICE T-Shirt

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