"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Faith Devotion Tradition Subtle FDT T-shirt

Faith Devotion Tradition Subtle FDT T-shirt

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He's On the List and It's Not Mine T-Shirt

He's On the List and It's Not Mine T-Shirt

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Subtle Fuck Trump Holiday Ornament T-Shirt

Subtle Fuck Trump Holiday Ornament T-Shirt

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Let It Snow but Fuck ICE T-Shirt

Let It Snow but Fuck ICE T-Shirt

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Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right T-Shirt

Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right T-Shirt

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We're All Doomed But Whatever T-Shirt

We're All Doomed But Whatever T-Shirt

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Feral Raccoon T-Shirt

Feral Raccoon T-Shirt

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ANTIFA Inflatable T-Shirt

ANTIFA Inflatable T-Shirt

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Eldest Daughter T-Shirt

Eldest Daughter T-Shirt

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Resist Fascism T-Shirt

Resist Fascism T-Shirt

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Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (Rosie the Riveter Version)

Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (Rosie the Riveter Version)

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Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (White Version)

Antifa's Girlfriend T-Shirt (White Version)

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Don't Make Me Drop a House on You T-Shirt

Don't Make Me Drop a House on You T-Shirt

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"Fuck You. Make Me." John Oliver T-Shirt

"Fuck You. Make Me." John Oliver T-Shirt

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The Life of a Showghoul T-Shirt

The Life of a Showghoul T-Shirt

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Coquette In October We Wear Pink T-Shirt

Coquette In October We Wear Pink T-Shirt

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