"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism T-Shirt

Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism T-Shirt

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I'm Straight Not Narrow T-Shirt

I'm Straight Not Narrow T-Shirt

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Human Rights Are Not Political T-Shirt

Human Rights Are Not Political T-Shirt

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Spartifa T-Shirt

Spartifa T-Shirt

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I'm Gay As Fuck T-Shirt

I'm Gay As Fuck T-Shirt

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Big Fan of Human Rights T-Shirt

Big Fan of Human Rights T-Shirt

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Strawberry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

Strawberry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

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Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet T-Shirt

Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet T-Shirt

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Badhorse font/pastel rainbow tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Badhorse font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble font/pastel rainbow tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed font/pastel rainbow tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed Font/Sunrise tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed Font/Sunrise tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble Font/Sunrise tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble Font/Sunrise tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Badhorse Font/Sunrise tone)

I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Badhorse Font/Sunrise tone)

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Believe Women T-Shirt

Believe Women T-Shirt

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Anxiety in the Streets, Insomnia in the Sheets T-Shirt

Anxiety in the Streets, Insomnia in the Sheets T-Shirt

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