"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

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Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt

Gilmore Ghouls T-Shirt

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A Rainbow Crosswalk Made Me Gay T-Shirt

A Rainbow Crosswalk Made Me Gay T-Shirt

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I Respect Jesus' Teachings... T-Shirt (Plain Version)

I Respect Jesus' Teachings... T-Shirt (Plain Version)

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I Respect Jesus' Teachings... T-Shirt (Rainbow Version)

I Respect Jesus' Teachings... T-Shirt (Rainbow Version)

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Elderly White Hippie T-Shirt

Elderly White Hippie T-Shirt

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Elderly White Hippie Floral T-Shirt

Elderly White Hippie Floral T-Shirt

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Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt

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You Listened to RFK Jr. & Now You Are Dead Oregon Trail Shirt

You Listened to RFK Jr. & Now You Are Dead Oregon Trail Shirt

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Black and Red Rage Consumes Me T-Shirt

Black and Red Rage Consumes Me T-Shirt

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Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path T-Shirt

Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path T-Shirt

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Graffiti Edition)

Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Graffiti Edition)

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Frenchie Dachshund Terrier Subtle Fuck Trump Shirt

Frenchie Dachshund Terrier Subtle Fuck Trump Shirt

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Be the Person Bob Ross Always Knew You Could Be T-Shirt

Be the Person Bob Ross Always Knew You Could Be T-Shirt

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The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

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