"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Feral Moms Against Fascism T-Shirt (earth tone)

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Gentle Parenting Dropout T-Shirt

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It's Been a Rough Day For a Few Years Now T-Shirt

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Dead Pedophiles Don't Re-Offend T-Shirt

Dead Pedophiles Don't Re-Offend T-Shirt

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Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet T-Shirt

Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet T-Shirt

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Girls Will Be Girls Praying Mantis T-Shirt

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What Now Bitch? T-Rex Shirt

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ICE OUT T-Shirt

ICE OUT T-Shirt

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ICE is for Vernors T-Shirt

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The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love T-Shirt

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love T-Shirt

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Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles T-Shirt

Imagine Hating Immigrants More Than Pedophiles T-Shirt

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No Kings in America T-Shirt

No Kings in America T-Shirt

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I Choose the Bear T-Shirt

I Choose the Bear T-Shirt

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Dear Republican Tradwife T-Shirt

Dear Republican Tradwife T-Shirt

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Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Pride Edition)

Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Pride Edition)

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Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Magical Edition)

Fucking Bitch T-Shirt (Magical Edition)

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