"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Protect the Family Tank Top

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I Have TDS T-Shirt

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I Protect the Family T-Shirt

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Believe Women Sweatshirt

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Cherry Print Fuck Trump Sweatshirt

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Super Fucking Fabulous and Extra Antifascist T-Shirt

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Feral Aunts Against Fascism T-Shirt (earth tone)

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Feral Biters Against Fascism T-Shirt (earth tone)

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Feral Biters Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

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Feral Aunts Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

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Cherry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

Cherry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

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Feral Grandmas Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

Feral Grandmas Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

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Feral Moms Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

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Feral Aunties Against Fascism T-Shirt (Jewel tone)

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Feral Grandmas Against Fascism T-Shirt (earth tone)

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