"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Michigan Skellie Hand Sweatshirt

Michigan Skellie Hand Sweatshirt

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Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

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Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Short Sleeve)

Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Short Sleeve)

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My Favorite Season is the Fall of the Patriarchy T-Shirt

My Favorite Season is the Fall of the Patriarchy T-Shirt

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Double Double Toil and Trouble T-Shirt

Double Double Toil and Trouble T-Shirt

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Disability Rights are Human Rights T-Shirt

Disability Rights are Human Rights T-Shirt

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Disability PRIDE T-Shirt

Disability PRIDE T-Shirt

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Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism Tank

Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism Tank

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Is He Dead Yet? Kitty T-Shirt

Is He Dead Yet? Kitty T-Shirt

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Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism T-Shirt

Friends Help Friends Fight Fascism T-Shirt

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I'm Straight Not Narrow T-Shirt

I'm Straight Not Narrow T-Shirt

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Human Rights Are Not Political T-Shirt

Human Rights Are Not Political T-Shirt

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Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet Tank Top

Why Be Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, or Transphobic When You Could Just Be Quiet Tank Top

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Big Fan of Human Rights Tank Top

Big Fan of Human Rights Tank Top

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Big Fan of Human Rights T-Shirt

Big Fan of Human Rights T-Shirt

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Strawberry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

Strawberry Print Fuck Trump T-Shirt

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