"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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A Rainbow Crosswalk Made Me Gay Sticker

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A Woman's Place Is In the Resistance Sticker

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A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed & Never Will Pinback Button

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A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed And Never Will Sticker

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Actually Here For the Books Sticker

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Actually I Love the Gays Keychain

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Actually I Love the Gays Pinback Button

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Actually I Love the Gays Sticker

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Actually This Is My First Rodeo Sticker

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