"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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8647 Bear Sticker

8647 Bear Sticker

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8647 Bear T-Shirt

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90% of the Things I Worry About Never Happen Worry Actually Works Sticker

90% of the Things I Worry About Never Happen Worry Actually Works Sticker

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A Lot of Female Rage Going On At The Moment Crossbody Tote

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A Rainbow Crosswalk Made Me Gay T-Shirt

A Rainbow Crosswalk Made Me Gay T-Shirt

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A Trans Person Peed Here Sticker Pack

A Trans Person Peed Here Sticker Pack

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A Woman's Place Is In the Resistance Sticker

A Woman's Place Is In the Resistance Sticker

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A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed & Never Will Pinback Button

A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed & Never Will Pinback Button

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A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed And Never Will Sticker

A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed And Never Will Sticker

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Abolish ICE No Human is Illegal Sticker

Abolish ICE No Human is Illegal Sticker

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Abolish ICE Pin

Abolish ICE Pin

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Abolish Ice Stabby Bunny Sticker

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Abolish ICE Sticker

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Actually Here For the Books Sticker

Actually Here For the Books Sticker

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Actually I Love the Gays 2.25 inch Magnet

Actually I Love the Gays 2.25 inch Magnet

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Actually I Love the Gays Keychain

Actually I Love the Gays Keychain

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