"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

The Life of a Showghoul T-Shirt

The Life of a Showghoul T-Shirt

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The Lovers The Dreamers & Me Rainbow Connection Sticker

The Lovers The Dreamers & Me Rainbow Connection Sticker

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The Older I Fucking Get, No. (Fuck No) Sticker

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The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

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The Only Orange Monarch We Want Sticker

The Only Orange Monarch We Want Sticker

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The Only Thing More Powerful than Hate is Love Puerto Rican Flag Sticker

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The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love Sticker

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The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love T-Shirt

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love T-Shirt

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The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Magnet

The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Magnet

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The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Pinback Button

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The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Sticker

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The Unhinged Mom Tarot Card Sticker

The Unhinged Mom Tarot Card Sticker

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The Vibe is in Fucking Shambles Kitty Sticker

The Vibe is in Fucking Shambles Kitty Sticker

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The Vibe Is In Shambles Sticker

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Their There They're Sticker

Their There They're Sticker

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Therapy Is Not Enough I Need to Bite People Sticker

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