"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Pinback Button

Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Pinback Button

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Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Sticker

Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Sticker

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That Light at the End of the Tunnel? Turns Out it Was a Huge Ass Fire Sticker

That Light at the End of the Tunnel? Turns Out it Was a Huge Ass Fire Sticker

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That Sounds Delusional and Dumb as Fuck Sticker

That Sounds Delusional and Dumb as Fuck Sticker

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That's Fucked Up (Literally Me Trying to Console Someone) Sticker

That's Fucked Up (Literally Me Trying to Console Someone) Sticker

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The 90s Were the SHIT Sticker

The 90s Were the SHIT Sticker

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The Anxiety is Never-ending, Yet I Remain Silly Sticker

The Anxiety is Never-ending, Yet I Remain Silly Sticker

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The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed Sticker

The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed Sticker

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The Eyes Are Useless When the Mind is Blind Sticker

The Eyes Are Useless When the Mind is Blind Sticker

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The Future Is Inclusive Sticker

The Future Is Inclusive Sticker

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The Gay Agenda Sticker

The Gay Agenda Sticker

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The High Priestess Tarot Card Sticker

The High Priestess Tarot Card Sticker

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Shirt

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Shirt

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

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The Less Fucks You Give the Happier You Live Sticker

The Less Fucks You Give the Happier You Live Sticker

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The Life of a Show Ghoul T-Shirt Size Small (Sylvie Special)

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The Life of a Show Ghoul T-Shirt Size Small (Sylvie Special)

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