"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

Welcome to Cussing Carrie's sweary corner of the Interwebz! Get free shipping on orders over $75 with code FREESHIP

"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!

Current order fulfillment time is 10-14 business days, *not including shipping.*

View cart

Collection: Products

Strawberry Shortcake Sticker

Strawberry Shortcake Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Struggle Bus Sticker

Struggle Bus Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Sugar & Spice & Abolish Ice Cherries T-Shirt

Sugar & Spice & Abolish Ice Cherries T-Shirt

Regular price From $22.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $22.00 USD
Sugar Spice Abolish ICE Sticker

Sugar Spice Abolish ICE Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Sugar Spice Abolish ICE T-Shirt

Sugar Spice Abolish ICE T-Shirt

Regular price From $22.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $22.00 USD
Sugar, Spice & Abolish ICE Cherries Sticker

Sugar, Spice & Abolish ICE Cherries Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Sugar, Spice, and Abolish ICE Powerpuff Girls Sticker

Sugar, Spice, and Abolish ICE Powerpuff Girls Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Super Calloused Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS Sticker

Super Calloused Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Super Fucking Fabulous & Extra Antifascist Sticker

Super Fucking Fabulous & Extra Antifascist Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Super Fucking Fabulous and Extra Antifascist T-Shirt

Super Fucking Fabulous and Extra Antifascist T-Shirt

Regular price From $22.00 USD

Regular price Sale price From $22.00 USD
Super Grover Sticker

Super Grover Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Swearing Will Help Sticker

Swearing Will Help Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Swedish Chef Tea Towel

Swedish Chef Tea Towel

Regular price $10.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD
Sweet Until Provoked Sticker

Sweet Until Provoked Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Taco Bell Slut Sticker

Taco Bell Slut Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
Taco Whore Sticker

Taco Whore Sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD

Subscribe to our emails

Looking to stay in the loop? Sign up for my email list and be the first to know about discounts, new products, and upcoming events! No spam, pinky promise!

Collection: Products

Filter and sort

Filter

Subscribe to our emails