"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Collection: Products

With All Disrespect Kindly Fuck Off Sticker

With All Disrespect Kindly Fuck Off Sticker

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Woke It's Not the Insult You Think It Is Shirt

Woke It's Not the Insult You Think It Is Shirt

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Woke It's Not the Insult You Think It Is Sticker

Woke It's Not the Insult You Think It Is Sticker

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Woke Proud To Give a Damn T-shirt

Woke Proud To Give a Damn T-shirt

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Women Are Born to Serve Men Sticker

Women Are Born to Serve Men Sticker

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Women Don't Owe You A Fucking Thing Sticker

Women Don't Owe You A Fucking Thing Sticker

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Women Don't Owe You Shit 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Women Don't Owe You Shit 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Women Don't Owe You Shit Magnet

Women Don't Owe You Shit Magnet

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Women Have the Right to Be Heard Sticker

Women Have the Right to Be Heard Sticker

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Womp Womp Sticker

Womp Womp Sticker

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Word to My Mamas Onesie

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World's Ending Froggie Sticker

World's Ending Froggie Sticker

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WTF is a Fucking Twatwaffle Anyway Sticker

WTF is a Fucking Twatwaffle Anyway Sticker

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Y'all Means All And That's That 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Y'all Means All And That's That 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Y'all Means All And That's That Magnet

Y'all Means All And That's That Magnet

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Y'all Means All And That's That Sticker

Y'all Means All And That's That Sticker

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