"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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We Should All Be In Fucking Therapy Sticker

We Should All Be In Fucking Therapy Sticker

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Magnet

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Magnet

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Sticker

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Sticker

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes T-Shirt

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes T-Shirt

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We're Book Lovers, Of Course We Would Rather Stay Home And Read Than Go Out Sticker

We're Book Lovers, Of Course We Would Rather Stay Home And Read Than Go Out Sticker

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We're Not Worthy Sticker

We're Not Worthy Sticker

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We're Rockin' Recovery Sticker

We're Rockin' Recovery Sticker

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Weird Moms Build Character Sticker

Weird Moms Build Character Sticker

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Welcome to the Fabulous Happy Girl Avenue Sticker

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Welcome to the Fabulous Happy Girl Avenue Sticker

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Welcome to the Shit Show Hope You Brought Weed Sticker

Welcome to the Shit Show Hope You Brought Weed Sticker

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What A Shame I'm Fucked Up In The Head Sticker

What A Shame I'm Fucked Up In The Head Sticker

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What Doesn't Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally Sticker

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What Doesn't Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally Sticker

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What in the Actual Sticker

What in the Actual Sticker

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What Would Dolly Do? Sticker

What Would Dolly Do? Sticker

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When I Dunk My Cookies In Milk Sticker

When I Dunk My Cookies In Milk Sticker

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