"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards T-Shirt

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards T-Shirt

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Thoughts Are Not Facts Sticker

Thoughts Are Not Facts Sticker

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Thriving? Shit, I'm Barely Surviving Sticker

Thriving? Shit, I'm Barely Surviving Sticker

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Throwing Shade & Talking Shit From the Gutter Sticker

Throwing Shade & Talking Shit From the Gutter Sticker

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Time Spent With Books and Cats Is Never Wasted Tote

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Time Spent With Books and Cats Is Never Wasted Tote

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Tinis, Not Weenies Sticker

Tinis, Not Weenies Sticker

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Tired As Fuck Sticker

Tired As Fuck Sticker

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Tired of Your Shit Sticker

Tired of Your Shit Sticker

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To ICE: Get the Fuck Out Sticker

To ICE: Get the Fuck Out Sticker

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Today I'm Gonna Give It My Almost Sticker

Today I'm Gonna Give It My Almost Sticker

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Today We Are Staying Hydrated (And Ignoring People That Raise Our Blood Pressure) Sticker

Today We Are Staying Hydrated (And Ignoring People That Raise Our Blood Pressure) Sticker

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Today's Goal: Find Creative Ways to Regulate My Nervous System Sticker

Today's Goal: Find Creative Ways to Regulate My Nervous System Sticker

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Today's Work Forecast Sticker

Today's Work Forecast Sticker

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Today's Yoga Pose is Downward Spiral Sticker

Today's Yoga Pose is Downward Spiral Sticker

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Together We Are America Sticker

Together We Are America Sticker

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Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

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