"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Ukraine Heart Sticker

Ukraine Heart Sticker

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Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right Sticker

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Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right T-Shirt

Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right T-Shirt

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Unfortunately My Vibe Continues To Deteriorate Due To My Freakin Chronic Pain Sticker

Unfortunately My Vibe Continues To Deteriorate Due To My Freakin Chronic Pain Sticker

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Vaccines Cause Adults Sticker

Vaccines Cause Adults Sticker

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Graffiti Edition)

Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Graffiti Edition)

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

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Vampire Aid Sticker

Vampire Aid Sticker

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Very Demure Very Mindful Horror Sticker

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Vibing With My Demons Sticker

Vibing With My Demons Sticker

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Vintage Detroit Football Sweatshirt

Vintage Detroit Football Sweatshirt

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Vintage Detroit Football T-Shirt

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Violent Little Thing Sticker

Violent Little Thing Sticker

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Voodoo Unto Others Before They Voodoo Unto You Sticker

Voodoo Unto Others Before They Voodoo Unto You Sticker

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Wake Up Princess Sticker

Wake Up Princess Sticker

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Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Magnet

Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Magnet

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