"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain
“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry
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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce
“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett
"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut
Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!
Here at Cussing Carrie's we are 100% pro-science. My twins are neurospicy but their vaccines had nothing to do with it. Do vaccines sometimes have negative side effects? Yes, but the good outweighs the bad, at least in my opinion.
Available in either a unisex crew neck (sizes XS-4X) or a women's cut vneck (sizes S-2X). Solid colors are 100% cotton and heather colors are 90/10 cotton polyester blend. I use Bella + Canvas shirts which are assembled in the US!
Available in white, light heather athletic grey, pink, turquoise, or team purple!
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