"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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