"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Reading Rainbow Fund PBS Sticker

Reading Rainbow Fund PBS Sticker

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Reading Something Unholy Again Sticker

Reading Something Unholy Again Sticker

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Reading When I Should Be Working Sticker

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Real Ass Americans Respect the Constitution Sticker

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Real Sick and Fucking Tired of Adulting at this Point Sticker

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Really Trying Not to Judge You Sticker

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Regulate Dick Not Jane 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regulate Dick Not Jane 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Regulate Dick Not Jane Keychain

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Regulate Dick Not Jane Magnet

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Rejecting Kings Since 1776 Sticker

Rejecting Kings Since 1776 Sticker

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Relatively Stable Sticker

Relatively Stable Sticker

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Relax Your Fucking Jaw Sticker

Relax Your Fucking Jaw Sticker

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Reminder: You Can't Pour From An Empty Cup Sticker

Reminder: You Can't Pour From An Empty Cup Sticker

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Republican Jesus Sticker

Republican Jesus Sticker

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