"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Protect Our National Parks Sticker

Protect Our National Parks Sticker

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Protect Queer Kids 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

Protect Queer Kids 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

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Protect Queer Kids Magnet

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Protect Queer Kids Sticker

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Protect Trans Kids 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Protect Trans Kids 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Protect Trans Kids Magnet

Protect Trans Kids Magnet

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Proud Black Sheep Club Member Sticker

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Proud Owner Of A Useless Pancreas Zippy

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Public Library Card Sticker

Public Library Card Sticker

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Pumpkin Coquette Bow Sticker

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Pumpkin Spice Posse Sticker

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Purely Motivated By Bitterness and Spite Sticker

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Put That Shit Behind You Bestie Sticker

Put That Shit Behind You Bestie Sticker

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Queer All Year T-Shirt

Queer All Year T-Shirt

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Queer All Year T-Shirt

Queer All Year T-Shirt

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