"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Tacos Forever 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Tacos Forever 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Talk True Crime To Me Sticker

Talk True Crime To Me Sticker

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Tattoos Are My Therapy Sticker

Tattoos Are My Therapy Sticker

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Taylor's Library Sticker

Taylor's Library Sticker

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Teacher of Tiny Humans Sticker

Teacher of Tiny Humans Sticker

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Tears of My Enemies Teddy Bear Sticker

Tears of My Enemies Teddy Bear Sticker

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Teddy Bear Postage Stamp Sticker

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Teddy Bear Postage Stamp Sticker

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That Sounds Delusional and Dumb as Fuck Sticker

That Sounds Delusional and Dumb as Fuck Sticker

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That's The Fucking Spirit Sticker

That's The Fucking Spirit Sticker

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The 90s Were the SHIT Sticker

The 90s Were the SHIT Sticker

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The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed Sticker

The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed Sticker

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The Dude Sticker

The Dude Sticker

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The Future Is Inclusive Sticker

The Future Is Inclusive Sticker

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The High Priestess Tarot Card Sticker

The High Priestess Tarot Card Sticker

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Shirt

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Shirt

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

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