"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Romantasy Magic Dragons Sticker

Romantasy Magic Dragons Sticker

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Ron Swanson Never Half-Ass Two Things Whole-Ass One Thing Sticker

Ron Swanson Never Half-Ass Two Things Whole-Ass One Thing Sticker

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Safe Space 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Safe Space 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Safe Space Heart Sticker

Safe Space Heart Sticker

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Safe Space Magnet

Safe Space Magnet

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Safe Space Sticker

Safe Space Sticker

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Same Shit Different Century Sticker

Same Shit Different Century Sticker

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Same Shit, Different Century Rosie the Riveter T-Shirt

Same Shit, Different Century Rosie the Riveter T-Shirt

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Say Gay T-Shirt

Say Gay T-Shirt

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Say Gay Tote

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Say Gay Tote

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Scary Movies and Chill Sticker

Scary Movies and Chill Sticker

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Screaming Is Self-Care Sticker

Screaming Is Self-Care Sticker

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Seal of Approval Sticker

Seal of Approval Sticker

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Self Love Tea Sticker

Self Love Tea Sticker

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Serious Silly Goose Sticker

Serious Silly Goose Sticker

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Serotonin Meal Sticker

Serotonin Meal Sticker

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