"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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This Too Shall Puff Puff Pass Sticker

This Too Shall Puff Puff Pass Sticker

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Thoughts Are Not Facts Sticker

Thoughts Are Not Facts Sticker

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Time Spent With Books And Cats Is Never Wasted Sticker

Time Spent With Books And Cats Is Never Wasted Sticker

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Time Spent With Books and Cats Is Never Wasted Tote

Time Spent With Books and Cats Is Never Wasted Tote

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Tired As Fuck Sticker

Tired As Fuck Sticker

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Tits Up Bitches Sticker

Tits Up Bitches Sticker

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Today Is A Great Day To Leave Me The Fuck Alone Sticker

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Today We Are Not Taking Any Fucking Shit Sticker

Today We Are Not Taking Any Fucking Shit Sticker

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Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

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Too Fab For Your Shit Sticker

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Too Fab For Your Shit Sticker

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Touch My Books and Die Sticker

Touch My Books and Die Sticker

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Trans People Existing Does Nothing Negative to Your Life Sticker

Trans People Existing Does Nothing Negative to Your Life Sticker

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Treat Yo Self Sticker

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Treat Yo Self Sticker

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Treat Yo Self Tom & Donna Parks & Rec Sticker

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Treat Yourself Bag of Books Sticker

Treat Yourself Bag of Books Sticker

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