"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Fall Harvest Floral Sasquatch T-Shirt

Fall Harvest Floral Sasquatch T-Shirt

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FDT Cherry Sticker

FDT Cherry Sticker

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Fed Up Elder Millennial Magnet

Fed Up Elder Millennial Magnet

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Fed Up Elder Millennial Pinback Button

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Fed Up Elder Millennial Sticker

Fed Up Elder Millennial Sticker

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Feel Free to Unfollow Me in Real Life Sticker

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Feeling Crabby & Stabby So Please Back the Fuck Up Sticker

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Feeling Extra Fucking Stabby Today Sticker

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Felonious Orange Sticker

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Feminine Rage Is A Rational Reaction Sticker

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Feral But Proud T-Shirt

Feral But Proud T-Shirt

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Feral Raccoon T-Shirt

Feral Raccoon T-Shirt

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Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster, Will You Sticker

Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster, Will You Sticker

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Fight For The Things You Care About RBG Sticker

Fight For The Things You Care About RBG Sticker

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First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

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First of All I'm a Delight Sticker

First of All I'm a Delight Sticker

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