"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Duck Frump T-Shirt

Duck Frump T-Shirt

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Due to Personal Reasons Fuck This Sticker

Due to Personal Reasons Fuck This Sticker

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Due to Personal Reasons I'm Evil Now Sticker

Due to Personal Reasons I'm Evil Now Sticker

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Easily Distracted by Dogs Sticker

Easily Distracted by Dogs Sticker

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Eat Shit Heart Sticker

Eat Shit Heart Sticker

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Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Magnet

Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Magnet

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Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Pinback Button

Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Pinback Button

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Elderly White Hippie Floral T-Shirt

Elderly White Hippie Floral T-Shirt

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Elderly White Hippie T-Shirt

Elderly White Hippie T-Shirt

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Eldest Daughter T-Shirt

Eldest Daughter T-Shirt

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Embrace the Existential Dread Sticker

Embrace the Existential Dread Sticker

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Emergency Book Fund Sticker

Emergency Book Fund Sticker

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Emotional Baggage Crossbody Tote

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Emotional Baggage Crossbody Tote

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Emotional Support Co-Worker Sticker

Emotional Support Co-Worker Sticker

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Emotional Support Human 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Emotional Support Human 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Emotional Support Human Sticker

Emotional Support Human Sticker

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