"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Floral Butterfly Subtle Anti-Trump T-Shirt

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Floral Butterfly Subtle Fuck Trump Sticker

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Floral Fuck Trump Sticker

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Floral Resist Sticker

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For Fuck's Sake Wake Me Up When It's Spooky Season Sticker

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For My Next Trick I Will Forget to Respond Sticker

For My Next Trick I Will Forget to Respond Sticker

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For Once I Would Like to Spiral Into Control Sticker

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Forever Getting My Shit Together Sticker

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Forever In My Cat Mom Era Sticker

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