"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Tariffied T-Shirt Red Text (Inspired by Lizzo's SNL Appearance)

Tariffied T-Shirt Red Text (Inspired by Lizzo's SNL Appearance)

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Jesus Was An Undocumented Immigrant T-Shirt

Jesus Was An Undocumented Immigrant T-Shirt

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Pros T-Shirt

Pros T-Shirt

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Foxglove Daisy Tulip T-Shirt

Foxglove Daisy Tulip T-Shirt

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Resist Fascism - Hold the Line T-Shirt (Collaboration with Steph Day)

Resist Fascism - Hold the Line T-Shirt (Collaboration with Steph Day)

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Dear World, We're Sorry T-Shirt

Dear World, We're Sorry T-Shirt

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The Power of the People Is Greater Than the People In Power Cory Booker T-Shirt

The Power of the People Is Greater Than the People In Power Cory Booker T-Shirt

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When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

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Woke Proud To Give a Damn T-shirt

Woke Proud To Give a Damn T-shirt

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I Will Yield For A Question While Retaining The Floor T-Shirt

I Will Yield For A Question While Retaining The Floor T-Shirt

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This is Anything But Normal T-Shirt

This is Anything But Normal T-Shirt

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes T-Shirt

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes T-Shirt

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Floral Heart Woke Shirt

Floral Heart Woke Shirt

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When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty T-Shirt

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Foxtrot Delta Tango T-Shirt

Foxtrot Delta Tango T-Shirt

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This Little Light of Mine T-Shirt

This Little Light of Mine T-Shirt

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