"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

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No Kings Fight Oligarchy Rosie T-Shirt

No Kings Fight Oligarchy Rosie T-Shirt

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Feral But Proud T-Shirt

Feral But Proud T-Shirt

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You're in a Fucking Cult T-Shirt

You're in a Fucking Cult T-Shirt

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Equality Hurts No One T-Shirt

Equality Hurts No One T-Shirt

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I Will Not Yield to Disrespectful Men AOC T-Shirt

I Will Not Yield to Disrespectful Men AOC T-Shirt

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Broken Crayons Still Color T-Shirt

Broken Crayons Still Color T-Shirt

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Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History T-Shirt (Women's Cut V-Neck)

Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History T-Shirt (Women's Cut V-Neck)

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Being Kind is Free T-Shirt (Hot Pink Women's Cut V-Neck)

Being Kind is Free T-Shirt (Hot Pink Women's Cut V-Neck)

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Same Shit, Different Century Rosie the Riveter T-Shirt

Same Shit, Different Century Rosie the Riveter T-Shirt

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Things Are So Fucked Up Even The Introverts Are Here T-Shirt

Things Are So Fucked Up Even The Introverts Are Here T-Shirt

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Actually, I Love the Gays T-Shirt

Actually, I Love the Gays T-Shirt

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Radicalized By Human Decency Blue Floral Edition

Radicalized By Human Decency Blue Floral Edition

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Radicalized By Human Decency T-Shirt Girl Power Edition

Radicalized By Human Decency T-Shirt Girl Power Edition

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Gulf of Mexico T-Shirt

Gulf of Mexico T-Shirt

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Tariffied T-Shirt Rainbow Text (Inspired by Lizzo's SNL Appearance)

Tariffied T-Shirt Rainbow Text (Inspired by Lizzo's SNL Appearance)

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