"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Pinback Buttons, Magnets, and Keychains

Buttons, Keychains, & Magnets

Actually I Love the Gays Keychain

Actually I Love the Gays Keychain

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Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Magnet

Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Magnet

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Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Pinback Button

Eighty-six Forty-seven (8647) Pinback Button

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America We In Danger Girl Pinback Button

America We In Danger Girl Pinback Button

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America We In Danger Girl Magnet

America We In Danger Girl Magnet

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Lesbian Pride Magnet

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Lesbian Pride Magnet

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Lesbian Pride Pinback Button

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Lesbian Pride Pinback Button

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Bisexual Pride Pinback Button

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Bisexual Pride Pinback Button

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Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Bisexual Pride Magnet

Much Gayer Than Originally Planned Bisexual Pride Magnet

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Have the Day You Voted For Pinback Button

Have the Day You Voted For Pinback Button

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A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed & Never Will Pinback Button

A World Without Trans People Has Never Existed & Never Will Pinback Button

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I Stand With My Trans Friends Pinback Button

I Stand With My Trans Friends Pinback Button

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Smokey the Bear RESIST Keychain

Smokey the Bear RESIST Keychain

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Mentally At Home With My Cat Keychain

Mentally At Home With My Cat Keychain

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Mentally At Home With My Dog Keychain

Mentally At Home With My Dog Keychain

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Equal Rights For Others Does Not Mean Fewer Rights for You Keychain

Equal Rights For Others Does Not Mean Fewer Rights for You Keychain

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