"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Pinback Buttons, Magnets, and Keychains

Buttons, Keychains, & Magnets

Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

Regular price $5.00 USD

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In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

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I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

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First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

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Regulate Dick Not Jane Keychain

Regulate Dick Not Jane Keychain

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I Do A Little Thing Called What the Fuck I Want Keychain

I Do A Little Thing Called What the Fuck I Want Keychain

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ALLY AF Keychain

ALLY AF Keychain

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Jumping Spider Keychain

Jumping Spider Keychain

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In A Fucking Mood Give Me Food 2.25 inch Pinback Button

In A Fucking Mood Give Me Food 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Tacos Forever 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Tacos Forever 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Emotional Support Human 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Emotional Support Human 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Always Freakin' Ovary-Acting Pinback Button

Always Freakin' Ovary-Acting Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Fueled By Iced Coffee And Feminine Rage Pinback Button

Fueled By Iced Coffee And Feminine Rage Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Fueled By Coffee And Feminine Rage Pinback Button

Fueled By Coffee And Feminine Rage Pinback Button

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100% Love & Light But Don't Mess With Me 2.25 inch Pinback Button

100% Love & Light But Don't Mess With Me 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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Always Freakin' Anxious, Neurotic & Needy AF 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Always Freakin' Anxious, Neurotic & Needy AF 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Regular price $2.00 USD

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