"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Collection: Pinback Buttons, Magnets, and Keychains

Buttons, Keychains, & Magnets

Fuck the Patriarchy Cherry Keychain

Fuck the Patriarchy Cherry Keychain

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I Stand With My Trans Friends Keychain

I Stand With My Trans Friends Keychain

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Have A Gay Day Keychain

Have A Gay Day Keychain

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It's a Beautiful Day to Smash the Patriarchy Keychain

It's a Beautiful Day to Smash the Patriarchy Keychain

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Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Keychain

Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Keychain

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Cowdy Keychain

Cowdy Keychain

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My Validity is Not Dictated By An Executive Order 2.25 inch Pinback Button (Non-binary)

My Validity is Not Dictated By An Executive Order 2.25 inch Pinback Button (Non-binary)

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My Validity Is Not Dictated By An Executive Order Magnet (Non-binary)

My Validity Is Not Dictated By An Executive Order Magnet (Non-binary)

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Magnet

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes Magnet

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We the People Are Sick of These Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

We the People Are Sick of These Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Mr. Rogers & Officer Clemmons Keychain

Mr. Rogers & Officer Clemmons Keychain

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Let's Take Down the Fucking Patriarchy 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Let's Take Down the Fucking Patriarchy 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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I Support Women's Rights (and Wrongs) 2.25 inch Pinback Button

I Support Women's Rights (and Wrongs) 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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I Refuse to be Intimidated by Racist Oligarch Fucks 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

I Refuse to be Intimidated by Racist Oligarch Fucks 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

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Keep the Immigrants Deport the Racist Fascist Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Keep the Immigrants Deport the Racist Fascist Assholes 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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ASL Fuck Trump Keychain

ASL Fuck Trump Keychain

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