"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Pinback Buttons, Magnets, and Keychains

Buttons, Keychains, & Magnets

Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Pinback Button

Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Pinback Button

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Fuck You Very Much Pinback Button

Fuck You Very Much Pinback Button

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No Faux King Way Pinback Button

No Faux King Way Pinback Button

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What Fresh Hell Awaits Me Today Pinback Button

What Fresh Hell Awaits Me Today Pinback Button

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The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Pinback Button

The Only Throne He Deserves is Porcelain Pinback Button

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Have You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up Pinback Button

Have You Considered Shutting the Fuck Up Pinback Button

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We the People Will Never Forget the Cowards in Congress Who Kept Quiet Pinback Button

We the People Will Never Forget the Cowards in Congress Who Kept Quiet Pinback Button

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You Really Inspire Me (To Be Nothing Like You) Pinback Button

You Really Inspire Me (To Be Nothing Like You) Pinback Button

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Duck Frump Pinback Button

Duck Frump Pinback Button

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Extremely Fucked Up Yet Highly Functional Magnet

Extremely Fucked Up Yet Highly Functional Magnet

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Fed Up Elder Millennial Magnet

Fed Up Elder Millennial Magnet

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Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Magnet

Tell Me to Smile One More Fucking Time Magnet

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Are You Okay? No, But I'm Funny Magnet

Are You Okay? No, But I'm Funny Magnet

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Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Magnet

Warning: I Turn Into a Little Devil When Overstimulated Magnet

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Fuck You Very Much Magnet

Fuck You Very Much Magnet

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No Faux King Way Magnet

No Faux King Way Magnet

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