"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Skele-Bunny Onesie

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Skele-Bunny Onesie

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T-Rex Pride Onesie

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T-Rex Pride Onesie

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I Love My Uncles Onesie

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I Love My Uncles Onesie

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I Love My Aunts Onesie

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I Love My Aunts Onesie

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Gay Juice T-Shirt

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Gay Juice T-Shirt

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Jumping Spider Keychain

Jumping Spider Keychain

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ALLY AF Keychain

ALLY AF Keychain

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I Do A Little Thing Called What the Fuck I Want Keychain

I Do A Little Thing Called What the Fuck I Want Keychain

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Regulate Dick Not Jane Keychain

Regulate Dick Not Jane Keychain

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First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

First of All I'm A Delight Keychain

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I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

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In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

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Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

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100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

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Stabby Cat Keychain

Stabby Cat Keychain

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Cherry Kitties Keychain

Cherry Kitties Keychain

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