"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Pet Bandana

Pet Bandana

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Proud Owner Of A Useless Pancreas Zippy

Proud Owner Of A Useless Pancreas Zippy

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Be Kind (of a bitch) Zippy

Be Kind (of a bitch) Zippy

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Coochie Corks Zippy

Coochie Corks Zippy

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Woke Up Gay Again! T-shirt

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Woke Up Gay Again! T-shirt

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I Don't Have a Resting Bitch Face T-Shirt

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I Don't Have a Resting Bitch Face T-Shirt

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Fuck The Dishes Tea Towel

Fuck The Dishes Tea Towel

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Hello... Is It Me You're Cooking For? Tea Towel

Hello... Is It Me You're Cooking For? Tea Towel

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I Have Asked You Thrice Now Tea Towel

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I Have Asked You Thrice Now Tea Towel

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Fold In The Cheese Tea Towel

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Fold In The Cheese Tea Towel

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Swedish Chef Tea Towel

Swedish Chef Tea Towel

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As Soon As You Say My Child Would Never Tea Towel

As Soon As You Say My Child Would Never Tea Towel

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Being Normal Is Painfully Overrated T-Shirt

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Being Normal Is Painfully Overrated T-Shirt

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Don't Make Me Poison You Tea Towel

Don't Make Me Poison You Tea Towel

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Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety T-Shirt

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Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety T-Shirt

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Cussing Carrie's Gift Card

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