"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

I Really Fucking Hate People Keychain

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In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

In My Feminine Rage Era Keychain

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Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

Progressive Pride Flag Spartan Helmet Keychain

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100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

100% Love And Light But Don't Mess With Me Keychain

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Stabby Cat Keychain

Stabby Cat Keychain

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Cherry Kitties Keychain

Cherry Kitties Keychain

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ASL Fuck Trump Keychain

ASL Fuck Trump Keychain

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Trump "I Did That" Sticker Pack

Trump "I Did That" Sticker Pack

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Boo! Black Kitty Onesie

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Boo! Black Kitty Onesie

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Out of the Oven and Into the Coven Onesie

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Out of the Oven and Into the Coven Onesie

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My First Christmas Onesie

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My First Christmas Onesie

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Good-ish This Year Onesie

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Good-ish This Year Onesie

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ASL "Fuck Trump" UV DTF Car Decal

ASL "Fuck Trump" UV DTF Car Decal

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Better Late Than Never Zippy

Better Late Than Never Zippy

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Oh Shit! Kit Zippy

Oh Shit! Kit Zippy

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Hoe Bag Essentials Zippy

Hoe Bag Essentials Zippy

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