"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Cheer Bear Pride Sticker

Cheer Bear Pride Sticker

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I Can Do Hard Shit Sticker

I Can Do Hard Shit Sticker

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Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

Token Straight Friend Unicorn Sticker

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In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be a Bitch Sticker

In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be a Bitch Sticker

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Born to Sparkle & Shine Cheer Bear Sticker

Born to Sparkle & Shine Cheer Bear Sticker

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Life Happens Tacos Help Sticker

Life Happens Tacos Help Sticker

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At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny Sticker

At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny Sticker

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The Lovers The Dreamers & Me Rainbow Connection Sticker

The Lovers The Dreamers & Me Rainbow Connection Sticker

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Dream Big Care Bear Sticker

Dream Big Care Bear Sticker

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Care Bear Stare Sticker

Care Bear Stare Sticker

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'Tis I, Your Fairy God Possum Sticker

'Tis I, Your Fairy God Possum Sticker

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Treat Yo Self Tom & Donna Parks & Rec Sticker

Treat Yo Self Tom & Donna Parks & Rec Sticker

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Maybe Coffee is Addicted to Me Sticker

Maybe Coffee is Addicted to Me Sticker

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Ron Swanson Never Half-Ass Two Things Whole-Ass One Thing Sticker

Ron Swanson Never Half-Ass Two Things Whole-Ass One Thing Sticker

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Go Fish Sticker

Go Fish Sticker

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Dogs Make My Life Better Sticker

Dogs Make My Life Better Sticker

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