"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Good Luck Babe

Good Luck Babe

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Two Paths And America Chose the Psychopath Sticker

Two Paths And America Chose the Psychopath Sticker

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This Is Not the Fucking Vibe I Signed Up For Sticker

This Is Not the Fucking Vibe I Signed Up For Sticker

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I Tolerate A Whole Lot Of Shit Just Not Gluten Sticker

I Tolerate A Whole Lot Of Shit Just Not Gluten Sticker

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Chappell Roan Hot-to-Go Sticker

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First Of All Fuck Trump Sticker

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Now Showing the Shit Show AKA My Life Sticker

Now Showing the Shit Show AKA My Life Sticker

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Don't look at me. I voted for her sticker

Don't look at me. I voted for her sticker

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Mentally, I'm At Do Not Disturb; Emotionally, I'm at Please Send Help! Sticker

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Meet Me At The Pink Pony Club Sticker

Meet Me At The Pink Pony Club Sticker

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What A Shame I'm Fucked Up In The Head Sticker

What A Shame I'm Fucked Up In The Head Sticker

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Mean People Suck Sticker

Mean People Suck Sticker

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Please Shut Up I'm Freaking Counting Sticker

Please Shut Up I'm Freaking Counting Sticker

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My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Sticker

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Sticker

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Spiral Care Bear Sticker

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Gay As Fuck Sticker

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