"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Hate Fucking Deadlines Sticker

I Hate Fucking Deadlines Sticker

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Just Me And My Crippling Anxiety Against the Fucking World Sticker

Just Me And My Crippling Anxiety Against the Fucking World Sticker

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Kindly Fuck Off I'm Working on My TBR Pile Sticker

Kindly Fuck Off I'm Working on My TBR Pile Sticker

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Dear Slim, I Wrote You But You Still Ain't Callin' Sticker

Dear Slim, I Wrote You But You Still Ain't Callin' Sticker

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Grim Reader Sticker

Grim Reader Sticker

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Don't Duck With Me Sticker

Don't Duck With Me Sticker

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The Vibe Is In Shambles Sticker

The Vibe Is In Shambles Sticker

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker

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It Is What It Is And It Is Not Fucking Great Sticker

It Is What It Is And It Is Not Fucking Great Sticker

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Holy Fuckballs I'm Fucking Killing It Today Sticker

Holy Fuckballs I'm Fucking Killing It Today Sticker

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Missing: The Fucking Motivation To Do Anything Productive Whatsoever Milk Carton Sticker

Missing: The Fucking Motivation To Do Anything Productive Whatsoever Milk Carton Sticker

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Be Kind ...of A Bitch Sticker

Be Kind ...of A Bitch Sticker

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Everything Fucking Hurts And I Wanna Cry Sticker

Everything Fucking Hurts And I Wanna Cry Sticker

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Please Back The Fuck Up I Have Horrible Anxiety Sticker

Please Back The Fuck Up I Have Horrible Anxiety Sticker

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I Like You Because We Hate The Same Fucking Things Sticker

I Like You Because We Hate The Same Fucking Things Sticker

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They Didn't Burn Witches They Burned Women Sticker

They Didn't Burn Witches They Burned Women Sticker

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