"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Not Today Fuckers Snail Sticker

Not Today Fuckers Snail Sticker

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Holy Fuckballs Life Is Hard Sticker

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I Tried To Form A Gang But It Turned Into A Book Club (Kitties) Sticker

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I Tried To Form A Gang But It Turned Into A Book Club (Puppies) Sticker

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Had To Leave Got Overstimulated Sticker

Had To Leave Got Overstimulated Sticker

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May Cry But I Also Get Shit Done Club Sticker

May Cry But I Also Get Shit Done Club Sticker

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I May Look Tough But Inside I'm Crying, Trying To Navigate This Freaking Hellscape Sticker

I May Look Tough But Inside I'm Crying, Trying To Navigate This Freaking Hellscape Sticker

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There It Goes My Last Fuck Sticker

There It Goes My Last Fuck Sticker

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If You're Looking for a Positive Sign, This is It Bitch Sticker

If You're Looking for a Positive Sign, This is It Bitch Sticker

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My Mom Said I Can't Talk to Cops Sticker

My Mom Said I Can't Talk to Cops Sticker

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Houston, It's Highly Likely That I'm the Fucking Problem Sticker

Houston, It's Highly Likely That I'm the Fucking Problem Sticker

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I've Had Crunchwraps More Fucking Supreme Than This Court Sticker

I've Had Crunchwraps More Fucking Supreme Than This Court Sticker

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Just A Witch Who Loves Books Sticker

Just A Witch Who Loves Books Sticker

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Not in Your Little Fucking Book Club Sticker

Not in Your Little Fucking Book Club Sticker

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The Unhinged Mom Tarot Card Sticker

The Unhinged Mom Tarot Card Sticker

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I Maintain Super Healthy Boundaries So Kindly Back The Fuck Up Sticker

I Maintain Super Healthy Boundaries So Kindly Back The Fuck Up Sticker

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