"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Spreading Fuckery All Day Every Day Sticker

Spreading Fuckery All Day Every Day Sticker

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Get in Loser We're Going to Hell Sticker

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Coexist Sticker (Deadpool & Wolverine Reference)

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We're Book Lovers, Of Course We Would Rather Stay Home And Read Than Go Out Sticker

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Make Time For Things That Make Your Soul Happy Sticker

Make Time For Things That Make Your Soul Happy Sticker

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Spooky Book Club Sticker

Spooky Book Club Sticker

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What Doesn't Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally Sticker

What Doesn't Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally Sticker

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Magic is Real Sticker

Magic is Real Sticker

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Spooky And Feral Sticker

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Don't Look At Me In That Fucking Tone Of Voice Sticker

Don't Look At Me In That Fucking Tone Of Voice Sticker

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Trick Or Treat Women Equally Sticker

Trick Or Treat Women Equally Sticker

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Professional People Un-Pleaser Sticker

Professional People Un-Pleaser Sticker

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Boo! Peeping Black Kitty Sticker

Boo! Peeping Black Kitty Sticker

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That's The Fucking Spirit Sticker

That's The Fucking Spirit Sticker

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Is Mercury In The Fucking Microwave Again Sticker

Is Mercury In The Fucking Microwave Again Sticker

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Horror Movie Ice Cream Flavors Sticker

Horror Movie Ice Cream Flavors Sticker

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