"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Jesus I'm Cool With It Pride Sticker

Jesus I'm Cool With It Pride Sticker

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Side Chick Sticker

Side Chick Sticker

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Breaking News: Local Woman Searches For Where Men Get the Audacity Sticker

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Not Today Fuckers Sticker

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Jumping Spider Sticker

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Existence is Fucking Futile Sticker

Existence is Fucking Futile Sticker

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I've Stopped Fighting My inner Demons We're On The Same Side Now Sticker

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I Don't Need A Fucking Motivational Quote Sticker

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Not Everyone Will Like You Sticker

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