"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I'll Get Over It. I Just Have to Be Fucking Dramatic First Sticker

I'll Get Over It. I Just Have to Be Fucking Dramatic First Sticker

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I'm Mentally Stable And Other Fairytales Sticker

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How To Be Really Passionate About Not Giving a Fuck

How To Be Really Passionate About Not Giving a Fuck

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Today Is A Great Day To Leave Me The Fuck Alone Sticker

Today Is A Great Day To Leave Me The Fuck Alone Sticker

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Labels Are For Clothes Not People Sticker

Labels Are For Clothes Not People Sticker

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It's OK To Be A Saddie You Still A Fucking Baddie

It's OK To Be A Saddie You Still A Fucking Baddie

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Shut Up And Take Me To the Bookstore Sticker

Shut Up And Take Me To the Bookstore Sticker

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Periods Are Not For Punks Sticker

Periods Are Not For Punks Sticker

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I Really Want to Be Nice But People Are Annoying As Fuck Sticker

I Really Want to Be Nice But People Are Annoying As Fuck Sticker

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On My Way To Make The Freakin Vibe Weird

On My Way To Make The Freakin Vibe Weird

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I Choose The Bear Sticker

I Choose The Bear Sticker

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I Choose The Bear Sticker Version 2

I Choose The Bear Sticker Version 2

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Having A Mom With A Dirty Ass Mouth Builds Fucking Character Sticker

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I'm Never Sure If I Actually Have Free Time Or If I Just Keep Forgetting Shit Sticker

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Life Truly Begins When You Start Giving Less Fucks Sticker

Life Truly Begins When You Start Giving Less Fucks Sticker

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Giving Fucks Sticker

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