"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Lions Heart Sweatshirt

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Lions Forever Sweatshirt

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Detroit Hearts Sweatshirt

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Detroit vs Everyone Sweatshirt

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You Listened to RFK Jr. & Now You Are Dead Oregon Trail Shirt

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Plain Text Edition)

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Vaccines Cause Adults T-Shirt (Graffiti Edition)

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Frenchie Dachshund Terrier Subtle Fuck Trump Shirt

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Be the Person Bob Ross Always Knew You Could Be T-Shirt

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The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

The Only Orange Monarch I Want T-Shirt

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Freedom Democracy Truth T-Shirt

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Floral Butterfly Subtle Anti-Trump T-Shirt

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Flamingo Dodo Toucan T-Shirt

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Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt

Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt

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How the Fuck is Shit Still Getting Worse? T-Shirt

How the Fuck is Shit Still Getting Worse? T-Shirt

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I'm Not Yours to Silence. I Never Was T-Shirt

I'm Not Yours to Silence. I Never Was T-Shirt

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