"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!

Current order fulfillment time is 10-14 business days, not including shipping. I have worked through the holiday rush and am running on schedule. Happy Holidays!

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These products are available only through the website; I will not be carrying them at in-person events.

Girls Will Be Girls T-Shirt

Girls Will Be Girls T-Shirt

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Free Dad Hugs T-Shirt

Free Dad Hugs T-Shirt

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Your Thoughts and Prayers Make Me Gayer T-Shirt

Your Thoughts and Prayers Make Me Gayer T-Shirt

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You Will Have to Go Through Me (Protect Trans Kids) T-Shirt

You Will Have to Go Through Me (Protect Trans Kids) T-Shirt

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Foxtrot Delta Taco T-Shirt

Foxtrot Delta Taco T-Shirt

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8647 Bear T-Shirt

8647 Bear T-Shirt

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I Was Added to This Protest by a Signal Chat T-Shirt

I Was Added to This Protest by a Signal Chat T-Shirt

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My Favorite Season is the Fall of the Oligarchy T-shirt

My Favorite Season is the Fall of the Oligarchy T-shirt

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Rejecting Kings Since 1776 T-Shirt

Rejecting Kings Since 1776 T-Shirt

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Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

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No Kings Fight Oligarchy Rosie T-Shirt

No Kings Fight Oligarchy Rosie T-Shirt

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You're in a Fucking Cult T-Shirt

You're in a Fucking Cult T-Shirt

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I Will Not Yield to Disrespectful Men AOC T-Shirt

I Will Not Yield to Disrespectful Men AOC T-Shirt

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Broken Crayons Still Color T-Shirt

Broken Crayons Still Color T-Shirt

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Mini Sticker Bundles

Mini Sticker Bundles

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Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History T-Shirt (Women's Cut V-Neck)

Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History T-Shirt (Women's Cut V-Neck)

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