"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!

Current order fulfillment time is 10-14 business days, not including shipping. I have worked through the holiday rush and am running on schedule. Happy Holidays!

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These products are available only through the website; I will not be carrying them at in-person events.

Freedom Democracy Truth T-Shirt

Freedom Democracy Truth T-Shirt

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Floral Butterfly Subtle Anti-Trump T-Shirt

Floral Butterfly Subtle Anti-Trump T-Shirt

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Flamingo Dodo Toucan T-Shirt

Flamingo Dodo Toucan T-Shirt

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Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt

Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt

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How the Fuck is Shit Still Getting Worse? T-Shirt

How the Fuck is Shit Still Getting Worse? T-Shirt

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I'm Not Yours to Silence. I Never Was T-Shirt

I'm Not Yours to Silence. I Never Was T-Shirt

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Is He Dead Yet? T-Shirt

Is He Dead Yet? T-Shirt

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They Said All Lives Matter & Then Voted Like They Didn't T-shirt

They Said All Lives Matter & Then Voted Like They Didn't T-shirt

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Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship T-Shirt

Imagine Being Scared of Diversity but Not Dictatorship T-Shirt

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No Faux King Way T-Shirt

No Faux King Way T-Shirt

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Silence Is Compliance T-Shirt

Silence Is Compliance T-Shirt

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Duck Frump T-Shirt

Duck Frump T-Shirt

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Chinga La Migra T-Shirt

Chinga La Migra T-Shirt

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They Say Immigrants Are the Problem T-Shirt

They Say Immigrants Are the Problem T-Shirt

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Women Are Not Incubators T-Shirt

Women Are Not Incubators T-Shirt

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Justifiably Furious T-Shirt

Justifiably Furious T-Shirt

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