"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Collection: Products

Men R Trash Cake Sticker

Men R Trash Cake Sticker

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Mentally At Home With My Cat 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

Mentally At Home With My Cat 2.25 Inch Pinback Button

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Mentally At Home With My Cat Keychain

Mentally At Home With My Cat Keychain

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Mentally At Home With My Cat Magnet

Mentally At Home With My Cat Magnet

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Mentally At Home With My Dog 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Mentally At Home With My Dog 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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Mentally At Home With My Dog Keychain

Mentally At Home With My Dog Keychain

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Mentally At Home With My Dog Magnet

Mentally At Home With My Dog Magnet

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Mentally, I'm At Do Not Disturb; Emotionally, I'm at Please Send Help! Sticker

Mentally, I'm At Do Not Disturb; Emotionally, I'm at Please Send Help! Sticker

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Merry F-CAW-F T-Shirt

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Merry F-CAW-F T-Shirt

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Michigan Pride Sticker

Michigan Pride Sticker

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Michigan Skellie Hand Sweatshirt

Michigan Skellie Hand Sweatshirt

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Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Long Sleeve)

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Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Short Sleeve)

Michigan Skellie Hands T-Shirt (Short Sleeve)

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Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

Michigan Unsalted Shark Free T-Shirt

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Michigan: Unsalted & Shark Free Sticker

Michigan: Unsalted & Shark Free Sticker

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Might Be Makeup, Might Be Drugs Zippy Bag

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Might Be Makeup, Might Be Drugs Zippy Bag

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