"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Living In A Van Down By The River Sticker

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Living In A Van Down By The River Sticker

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Long Live the Public Library Sticker

Long Live the Public Library Sticker

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Look at Me Being All Festive and Shit T-Shirt

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Look at Me Being All Festive and Shit T-Shirt

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Looking For Who the Fuck Asked You Sticker

Looking For Who the Fuck Asked You Sticker

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Looks Like I Don't Care Sticker

Looks Like I Don't Care Sticker

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Lost in a Book Don't Send Help Sticker

Lost in a Book Don't Send Help Sticker

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Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Keychain

Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Keychain

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Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Sticker

Love is a Terrible Thing to Hate Sticker

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Love Is A Terrible Thing To Hate T-Shirt

Love Is A Terrible Thing To Hate T-Shirt

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Love Leaves a Mark Moon Sticker

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Lover of Cancelled Plans Sticker

Lover of Cancelled Plans Sticker

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Lynn's Progressive Pride Flag Heart Sticker

Lynn's Progressive Pride Flag Heart Sticker

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Made in the 80s Sticker

Made in the 80s Sticker

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Magic is Real Sticker

Magic is Real Sticker

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Make America Go Away Greenland Sticker

Make America Go Away Greenland Sticker

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Make Orwell Fiction Again Sticker

Make Orwell Fiction Again Sticker

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