"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Literally Want My Tax Dollars... T-Shirt

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I Live My Gay Dog Sticker

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I Read Banned Books 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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