"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Badhorse font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Bubble Font/Sunrise tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed font/pastel rainbow tone)

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I Am the Liberal, Pro-Choice, Outspoken, Obstinate, Headstrong Woman You Were Warned About T-Shirt (Distressed Font/Sunrise tone)

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I Can't Stay Too Long. My Dog Is Waiting For Me Sticker

I Can't Stay Too Long. My Dog Is Waiting For Me Sticker

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I Choose the Bear Sticker

I Choose the Bear Sticker

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I Choose the Bear Sticker (Pinup Edition)

I Choose the Bear Sticker (Pinup Edition)

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I Choose the Bear T-Shirt

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I Didn't Fuck Around So Why Am I Having to Find Out? Sticker

I Didn't Fuck Around So Why Am I Having to Find Out? Sticker

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I Didn't Raise a Princess I Raised a Fucking Savage Sticker

I Didn't Raise a Princess I Raised a Fucking Savage Sticker

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I DISSENT RBG Onesie

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I Dissent Sticker

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I Do A Little Thing Called What The Fuck I Want

I Do A Little Thing Called What The Fuck I Want

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