"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Clamming Up Is Sadly My Thing Sticker

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Clamming Up Is Sadly My Thing Sticker

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Coexist Sticker (Deadpool & Wolverine Reference)

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Come Out At Your Own Pace Sticker

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Conversation Hearts Sticker

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Could it Be... Satan?! Church Lady Sticker

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Could Not Find Any Fucks to Give Sticker

Could Not Find Any Fucks to Give Sticker

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Count Von Count Zero Fucks Given Sticker

Count Von Count Zero Fucks Given Sticker

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Cowdy Keychain

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Cowdy Sticker

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Crafting 'Til I Die Sticker

Crafting 'Til I Die Sticker

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