"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain
“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry
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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce
“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett
"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut
Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!
Current order fulfillment time is 10-14 business days, *not including shipping.*
I got a special request from a vendor participating in the National Cherry Festival for a FDT shirt, and I was asked to make it look 'all wholesome and shit. Farmhouse but feral." I love how this turned out. But have no fear, you don't have to go to Traverse City in July to snag one of these!
Available in sizes XS-4X in a unisex crew neck and sizes S-2X in a women's cut v-neck. Heather colors are 52% cotton/48% polyester blend and solid colors are 100% cotton.
These are made-to-order by me (yes, my hands touch every shirt I sell) so please allow 10-14 business days for fulfillment in addition to shipping.
If you'd like another color, shoot me a message!
Care Instructions: • Wash inside out in cold water • No liquid fabric softener • Tumble dry low or hang dry • Do not iron directly on design • Do not bleach
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