"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain
“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry
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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce
“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett
"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut
Cussing Carrie's is on vacation from Tuesday, August 26, through Sunday, September 7. You can browse the website but you will not be able to checkout. I look forward to serving you as soon as I'm back!
I have worked through the holiday rush! Thank you so much for your support. Current order fulfillment time is 10-14 business days, not including shipping.
If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention!
Available in unisex crew neck (sizes XS-4X) and women's cut vneck (S-2XL, 3XL available in black only). Black with white text, athletic grey with black text, or dark grey with red text.
Such a soft shirt, great fit and the graphic is amazing!!
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Wendy
So comfy and fun!
All of these T-shirts are amazing – so soft, great fit, hold up extremely well in the wash. Not to mention the absolutely fantastic graphics and sayings on them!
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Anonymous
Great dedign
Lovely, well made, quality, comfortable, witty.
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Anonymous
Fantastic way to express what we’re all feeling right now
Fantastic way to express what we’re all feeling right now. Loved the darling stickers that were included with the order, and the sweet personal note.
It’s a joy to support like minded small businesses.
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