"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Carpe the Fucking Diem Sticker

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Carpe the Fucking Diem Sticker

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Cat Ladies For Kamala 2024 Pinback Button

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Cat Ladies for Kamala 2024 Sticker

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Cat Ladies for Kamala 2024 Sticker

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Cat Loaf Sticker

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Cats Won't Tell the Cops Where Your Drugs Are Sticker

Cats Won't Tell the Cops Where Your Drugs Are Sticker

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Caution I Haven't Had My Freakin Coffee Yet Sticker

Caution I Haven't Had My Freakin Coffee Yet Sticker

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Celebrate Minds of All Kinds Sticker

Celebrate Minds of All Kinds Sticker

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Chappell Roan Hot-to-Go Sticker

Chappell Roan Hot-to-Go Sticker

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Chappelle's Show Prince Pancakes Sticker

Chappelle's Show Prince Pancakes Sticker

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Chappelle's Show Silky Johnson Sticker

Chappelle's Show Silky Johnson Sticker

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Chasing That Scholastic Book Fair High Sticker

Chasing That Scholastic Book Fair High Sticker

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Cheer Bear Pride Sticker

Cheer Bear Pride Sticker

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Cheer Up, Bitch Sticker

Cheer Up, Bitch Sticker

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Cheez-Its Take The Wheel Sticker

Cheez-Its Take The Wheel Sticker

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Cherry 8 Balls Sticker

Cherry 8 Balls Sticker

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