"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed." - Mark Twain

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.” ― Stephen Fry

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"There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones." - Peter Capaldi

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." - Mel Brooks

“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.” ― Lenny Bruce

“What kind of fuckery is this?” ― Amy Winehouse

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." - Dick Cavett

"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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No Fucking Sense in Arguing With People Library Sticker

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No Kings Fight Oligarchy Rosie T-Shirt

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No Kings Fight Oligarchy Sticker

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No One Is Illegal on Stolen Land Sticker

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No One Likes A Dictator Cosplayer Sticker

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No Regrets. No Mistakes. Only Silly Little Side Quests Sticker

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No Spoons Left Only Freakin' Knives 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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No Spoons Left Only Freakin' Knives Magnet

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No Spoons Left Only Freaking Knives Sticker

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