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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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"Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you." - Kurt Vonnegut

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Let's Paint the Town Morally Grey Sticker

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Let's Take Down the Fucking Patriarchy 2.25 inch Pinback Button

Let's Take Down the Fucking Patriarchy 2.25 inch Pinback Button

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